a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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