the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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