Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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