were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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