I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
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I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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