A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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