Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i think i scared a bird with my dick
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update