This dress was meant to end up on your floor
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
bring money and cleavage
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.