if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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