i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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