She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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