Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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