Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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