I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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