Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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