This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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