id be glad to
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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