Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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