Pappa wants mamma naked
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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