she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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