You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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