The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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