everyone is single if you try hard enough
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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