She's JV to your varsity
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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