we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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