you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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