We're facebook friends in real life
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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