Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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