If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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