Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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