You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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