margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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