dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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