Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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