im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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