I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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