I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize