Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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