someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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