I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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