Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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