i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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