that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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