Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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