i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point