Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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