yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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