Where did you get a picture of my penis
Just cropdusted the office
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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