Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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