So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
lol hangovers are for mortals.