i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I just gargled with NyQuil
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.