Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
grandma shit on top of the toilet
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.