im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"