Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
We are two peas in an std pod
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness